~b~Tommy~w~~n~Hey! Where're you from, boy?
~y~Huang~w~~n~...China. And you?
~b~Tommy~w~~n~Fucking China's gone and got all our jobs - but at least you ain't no terrorist.
~b~Tommy~w~~n~I need to get me some guns.
~y~Huang~w~~n~Have you tried buying one?
~b~Tommy~w~~n~...I can't, on account of my court order.
~b~Tommy~w~~n~Can you get me some? I'll pay you good ... c'mon, help a guy out! I love China!
~y~Huang~w~~n~For a fine man of the world like you, buddy, I'll see what I can do.
~b~Tommy~w~~n~Holy shit! This is great! I cannot wait to use this shit in anger.
~b~Tommy~w~~n~You're a real patriot, man!
~b~Tommy~w~~n~Hey! China boy! Those damn guns you got me don't work.
~b~Tommy~w~~n~How am I supposed to protect myself from all the terrorists?
~y~Huang~w~~n~Did you release the safety catch on them?
~b~Tommy~w~~n~Safety catch? ...Boy, I'm dumb as a dried out turd! My momma was right.
~b~Tommy~w~~n~Thanks man. Now all them terrorists are gonna pay! Don't fucking shit in my bed.
~b~Tommy~w~~n~C'mon! Bring it on! This is America!
~b~Tommy~w~~n~This city is full of terrorists, man. I can't protect myself, or my family, if I had one.
